Critics are still riding the shock-waves after last nights performance of “Albert.” Known for his talent as both a writer and actor, the man known only as “Formyko,” was pleased to present his latest masterpiece to a sold-out audience.
It began as a thought provoking biography that failed to meet the initial hype from its former writer/producer, until Formyko got his hands on the script. “I turn pieces of sh$#%t into, avward vwinning Glasschmuck.” Polishing a turd is a rather crude depiction of his talents, but Formyko has made an international name for himself taking on failing theatrical projects like “Albert” and making them brilliant. “Albert is a Liebesgeschichte (love story), it is the untold tale of Albert Einstein’s second marriage,” said Formyko.
Despite the off-color facts about Einstein being related to his second wife maternally, the show did not disappoint or appal its captivated viewers. Set upon a 20’th Century German backdrop, Formyko as Albert Einstein, was charmingly suave yet relentless in his resolve.“I will make that woman my wife by love or by force.”-quote. In the end it was Albert‘ s period style dance moves that caught the attention of his beloved first cousin Elsa; this led to some of the most dramatically bold dialogue that Canadian playwrights have not yet seen in this country.
“Alberto, Alberto“(Elsa)
“Dammit woman, my name is ALBERT (young Einstein).
“Alberto, you‘re mad“(Elsa)
“Wench, you make my blood boil.“(Einstein).
Formyko‘s Winnipeg performance was said to have been the debut of his first emotional connection to the story. Until last night, his biggest self critique was that he was unable to cry when the opportunity called for it.“I don‘t know what happened,” said Formyko.“ All of I sudden I could feel the tension in za audience and I finally believe I was Albert and tears falled down my face.” The moment occurred while Formyko delivered his famous soliloquy. Members of the audience were teary eyed as they watched Formyko‘s character address himself in his award winning mirror scene. Viewers watched as he waxed poetic about his inner most thoughts regarding youthful naivety, love and death.
“Truly a most magnificent performance,” explained one audience member. “I‘m not sure how accurate to the facts this depiction of Einstein was, but once he started tap dancing and juggling beakers, I threw facts out the window and decided to enjoy the spectacle.”
“Was Einstein really that dramatic in his early life? I mean did Einstein really lock himself in his science lab and cry while trying to make a love potion out of the most ridiculous combination of chemicals?”This question was challenged by a science teacher whose expression was more an indication of bewilderment rather than satisfaction. Others questioned some of the habits presented by Formyko‘s character.
“I don‘t know what theses people want from me, I came to this country to put on show not to give history lesson. To your questions I now say nusthing!”With that, Formyko left the lobby and was no longer available for comment. The performance of Formyko‘s ‚Albert‘ will show for 3 more nights at 9pm at the Centennial Concert hall. Tickets are still available, so don‘t wait to see this unique thought provoking play with its questionable content and overly dramatics scenes.
